If I had a dollar for every time I’ve been told I’m “wifey material” or that I’d be a good mom, I’d be a very rich woman.
i wish i lost weight as fast as i lose motivation
I’M HOME ALONE AND MY PARENTS FORGOT TO TELL ME THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE PAINTING OUR HOUSE SO I’VE BEEN REENACTING LES MIS AND I JUST VIOLENTLY THREW OPEN THE WINDOW TO YELL ‘CANNONS’ AND THE POOR GUY NEARLY FELL OFF HIS STEPLADDER
DON’T YOU DARE REBLOG THIS I MIGHT GET SUED
the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up